February 22, 2005

Some might say that...

I suppose this is a post to really verify that I have not, in fact, died.

I'd say overall that this weekend was a winner. I would also say that I am attracted to you. are you busy this friday?

February 15, 2005

hiiii

In the spirit of all things Neil:

Dear ____,
I miss you. It's kind of a shame that we really only see each other in passing now adays, and that makes me sad. In fact, I'm crying right now. My room is flooded.
Love,
Me

February 13, 2005

Thank you, Rabbi...

On to my next question: Who is the most interesting person you have ever known?


My answer: A kid named Erik back in the 4th grde. What a nut. He used to eat glue, staple his fingers, cut girl's hair, and all other sorts of crazy stuff. I really wonder what ever happened to that kid?

February 09, 2005

Originality is:

  • Maintaining a strict diet of boxed cereals despite the fact that you have plenty of other foods around.
  • Waiving a chance for a jaunt down the road less traveled in favor of a stroll through the surrounding woods.
  • The process of conceptualizing thought into word.
  • Ironically, hard to describe in an original manner.
  • Impossible to see when standing behind a crowd of followers.
  • Not in the act, but rather in the appearance.
  • The choice to create distinction between you and your peers.
  • Curious sleep patterns.

...to me. How about you?