October 19, 2005

One reason I love the internet.

potterychic05 (2:00:49 PM): please tell me who you are?
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:01:00 PM): Grant
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:01:16 PM): are you the one I met in that chat room?
potterychic05 (2:01:45 PM): ok grant how did you get on my computer did megan put you on or what
potterychic05 (2:01:52 PM): NO
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:02:01 PM): who's megan
potterychic05 (2:02:09 PM): well you talk to her
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:02:09 PM): and how would I put myself on your computer
potterychic05 (2:02:15 PM): i dont know
potterychic05 (2:02:29 PM): your on her AIM list too
potterychic05 (2:02:56 PM): so your lying to me or i think your lying
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:03:27 PM): 1.) I know more than 1 megan
potterychic05 (2:03:35 PM): Braze
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:03:35 PM): 2.) I don't know where you go to school
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:03:43 PM): she's in my hall
potterychic05 (2:03:43 PM): PLU
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:03:48 PM): oh
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:03:52 PM): you're her roomie?
potterychic05 (2:04:00 PM): Yes
potterychic05 (2:04:09 PM): WHere do you live
potterychic05 (2:05:01 PM): are you alive
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:05:06 PM): foss
potterychic05 (2:05:12 PM): ok i mean what room
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:05:13 PM): first floor
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:05:18 PM): no!
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:05:19 PM): stalker
potterychic05 (2:05:29 PM): do you know who i am
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:05:38 PM): apperantly megan's room mate
potterychic05 (2:05:48 PM): how do you know megen
potterychic05 (2:05:50 PM): magen
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:05:57 PM): megan?
potterychic05 (2:06:00 PM): thanks
potterychic05 (2:06:17 PM): i was just about to fix that
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:06:26 PM): we have bio together
potterychic05 (2:06:32 PM): oh
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:06:34 PM): and we're dating
potterychic05 (2:06:39 PM): What
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:06:44 PM): yeah
potterychic05 (2:06:56 PM): ok
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:07:19 PM): aka starting last monday
potterychic05 (2:07:24 PM): oh
potterychic05 (2:07:39 PM): very cool
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:08:02 PM): thanks
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:08:20 PM): we were actually talking about finding a 3rd person for our... activiity
potterychic05 (2:08:34 PM): hhahahahaha not me
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:08:53 PM): what?
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:08:58 PM): I heard you were fun
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:09:13 PM): now you tell me you're just a square
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:09:17 PM): *cap*
potterychic05 (2:09:24 PM): you better be careful
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:10:18 PM): be careful of what?
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:10:54 PM): don't worry
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:11:01 PM): we almost always use protection
potterychic05 (2:11:04 PM): i think your still lying
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:11:18 PM): ok
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:11:20 PM): not always
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:11:29 PM): but we will for you
potterychic05 (2:11:37 PM): oh well thanks
potterychic05 (2:11:44 PM): just for me ?
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:12:00 PM): well, only if you join in
potterychic05 (2:12:14 PM): well i might have to think about it
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:12:22 PM): alright... :-)
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:13:50 PM): the thing is
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:13:57 PM): I like it when people give it to me
potterychic05 (2:14:04 PM): oh really
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:14:22 PM): you know that phrase, "T'is better to give than to receive"?
potterychic05 (2:14:37 PM): no i dont
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:14:43 PM): I feel exactly the opposite in these matters... if you catch my drift
potterychic05 (2:15:05 PM): oh
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:15:42 PM): you wouldn't happen to have any "equiptment", would you?
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:16:40 PM): he....he....he....
potterychic05 (2:16:45 PM): no im fresh out
potterychic05 (2:16:48 PM): im sorry
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:17:38 PM): oh
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:17:42 PM): I hope Megan does
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:17:46 PM): I haven't told her yet
potterychic05 (2:18:00 PM): well you might want to
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:18:19 PM): I find it's always better when it comes as a surprise
potterychic05 (2:18:44 PM): well she not the type to like surprises
potterychic05 (2:18:50 PM): shell cut you
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:19:21 PM): lol
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:19:25 PM): what?
potterychic05 (2:19:28 PM): hahah
potterychic05 (2:19:55 PM): well its the truth dont surprises her \
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:20:07 PM): whatever
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:20:10 PM): have you seen my shank?
potterychic05 (2:20:17 PM): No
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:20:27 PM): 9 inches of cold hard surgical steel, baby
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:20:31 PM): that's right
potterychic05 (2:20:33 PM): thats good
potterychic05 (2:20:45 PM): im glad you guys have matching ones
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:21:38 PM): has she threatened to cut anyone?
potterychic05 (2:21:47 PM): that makes me feel better that if you get into a fight then you both have the same wepons and it will be equel
potterychic05 (2:21:52 PM): Yes me
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:22:16 PM): we might gang up and shank you together
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:22:18 PM): just for fun
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:22:22 PM): so watch it sister!
potterychic05 (2:23:33 PM): well its all good
potterychic05 (2:23:41 PM): if it happens it happens
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:23:54 PM): pffft
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:24:02 PM): I aughta tell her to shank you right now
potterychic05 (2:24:16 PM): go for it she will get kicked out and that sucks
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:24:27 PM): then I'm gonna shank you
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:24:32 PM): in your sleep
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:24:36 PM): because you don't know who I am
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:24:48 PM): and I'll be wearing a mask
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:24:51 PM): to look like Yanni
potterychic05 (2:24:53 PM): well the door is always locked
potterychic05 (2:25:23 PM): and i am a lite sleeper so if she gets up to unlock it i will know
potterychic05 (2:25:30 PM): and i go to bed after her
potterychic05 (2:26:26 PM): and if what you have been telling me is true then you live on first floor and your name is grant
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:26:46 PM): that's an incomplete sentence.
potterychic05 (2:26:54 PM): i dont give a shit
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:27:07 PM): it was a threat with no ultimatum
potterychic05 (2:29:47 PM): Tell me who you really are
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:30:14 PM): or what?
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:30:22 PM): you'll put a condom in my bed?
potterychic05 (2:31:21 PM): well now i know who you really are and your just wierd
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:31:48 PM): you don't know who I am at all, you sily goose
potterychic05 (2:32:28 PM): well that means your Emily
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:32:38 PM): notice the mr in my screen na,e
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:32:41 PM): name*
potterychic05 (2:32:50 PM): no guy on the face of this earth would say Sily goose
potterychic05 (2:32:56 PM): or that means your gay
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:33:00 PM): yeah
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:33:02 PM): I'm gay
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:33:11 PM): which is why I wanted to three-way with two girls
potterychic05 (2:33:14 PM): so how are you dating Megan
potterychic05 (2:33:21 PM): right
potterychic05 (2:33:24 PM): ok
potterychic05 (2:33:34 PM): because 2 girls make a guy
potterychic05 (2:33:57 PM): so what was your name again
potterychic05 (2:34:12 PM): and what floor did you say you lived on
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:34:25 PM): I told you my name was grant and that I lived on the firt floor
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:34:32 PM): first*
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:34:34 PM): of course
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:34:38 PM): those are probably both lies
potterychic05 (2:34:49 PM): hahaha ya i kind of know that
potterychic05 (2:35:06 PM): did you hear a knock at your door a little bit ago
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:35:14 PM): yeah
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:35:15 PM): why?
potterychic05 (2:35:19 PM): oh i dont knwo
potterychic05 (2:35:24 PM): just wanted to knoe
potterychic05 (2:35:26 PM): know
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:35:49 PM): aw
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:35:52 PM): you tricked me!~
potterychic05 (2:36:55 PM): did i
potterychic05 (2:37:05 PM): hm
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:37:10 PM): yeah
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:37:12 PM): you got me good
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:37:17 PM): :-)
potterychic05 (2:37:30 PM): why didnt you anwser your dor
potterychic05 (2:37:31 PM): door
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:37:46 PM): because I didn't want you to see me naked
potterychic05 (2:38:09 PM): thats true i do not want to see you naked
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:38:17 PM): yes you do
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:38:21 PM): perv
potterychic05 (2:38:49 PM): really what gave it way was Megan didnt remember your NAME
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:39:05 PM): because I don't really know megan that well
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:39:10 PM): dummy jar
potterychic05 (2:39:26 PM): who the fuck says dummy jar
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:39:31 PM): you just said it
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:39:34 PM): silly goose!
potterychic05 (2:40:13 PM): hhahahab
potterychic05 (2:40:32 PM): well i have to go
potterychic05 (2:40:34 PM): bye
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:40:56 PM): later, sweetie
potterychic05 (2:40:58 PM):
potterychic05 (2:41:18 PM): oh bye schmookums
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:41:29 PM): I'll head over around 3 to shank you
potterychic05 (2:41:47 PM): thanks cant wait
Mr JT aka BALLA (2:43:57 PM): bye

4 comments:

Megan said...

oh man....I love it. you're so funny, and my roommate is so dumb. baby, you're my hero. I wanna have your babies!

Michelle said...

I knew it was going to be winner when I saw that her screen name was "potterychic"

Sabrina Katherine said...

Stop, she sounds like a hottie

Jennifer said...

oh schmookums, you shouldn't have.