Joy to the World and Stuff

Long time, no post, eh? Well, since I've decided not to go to sleep tonight due to what I'm sure would result in my oversleeping otherwise and I thought to myself, self, what could you do with this extra time? The answer came to me. A blog. Ahh, yes, it is time to post once more.

Christmas.

Cactus
Ham
Rad
Iggy Pop
Saucy
Tubuliscious
Merry (and Mary)
Aardvark
Sasquatch

Ah, yes... All of these things carry so much Christmas meaning in them, I shouldn't even have to describe why.

OK, I've been doing some thinking, and I have a great idea. Nerd pickup lines. They're really the way of the future, and also the newest competition. Whoever comes up wiht the best pickup line get's a piggy back ride. Here's a couple of mine to kick it off:

• Hey baby, your legs are just like pi (3.14); they go on forever!
• Hey darlin, you must have a strong gravitational force, because I'm stuck in orbit around your heavenly body!

Be creative, and have fun with it. That is all!